Wednesday, October 5, 2011


Xara X. Xanakas Snakeskin Boots ebook and Swag Giveaway!

Xara is one of my favorite authors! Each time I pick up one of XXX's stories, a smile is permanently placed on my face from the first word until the last. Snakeskin Boots was no expectations! The first book in the Were-Menagerie introduces us to Jeff Cordata, a were-boa constrictor and Brad Cannidy, a werewolf enforcer. The chemistry from this unlikely duo will light up your e-readers. 

Jeff and Brad's romance starts off hot and steamy, but is interrupted when Jeff's ex boyfriend literally walks in the door, only not alive. The pair set out to unravel the mystery of disappearing shifters being sold as accessories. This is not your run of the mill shifter story! You will be introduced to new breeds and crazy characters that will leave you begging for more of Xara's stories.

In honor of her greatness, I have goodies to giveaway! All you have to do is answer the following question: Which animal would you like to see have their own shifter story? Please leave your name and email address so you can be contacted! The overall winner will be receive Snakeskin Boots in ebook format plus a swag bag. Three other swag bags will be given away as well. Since I'm impatient, the winners will be selected on 10/7 at 3pm eastern standard time. Good luck everyone!


A little tease to get you excited…

“ISN’T Edward dreamy?” 

I’m starting to get a migraine from rolling my eyes so much. Maybe I should work on that. I know she’s just yanking my chain. She’s tired of the hype too. 

“Or Jacob? Werewolves are so sexy!” 

Really? Think so? Know any? ’Cause all the ones I know are assholes. Everybody wants the werewolf. “Ooh, they’re so protective and nurturing.” No—that’s called “possessive” and “controlling.” They’re jealous and territorial, and they think they’re the gods’ gift to shifters. They look down their snouts at the rest of us. Granted, I may be a bit bitter, but the wolves just make me want to shed a skin. No one ever says, “Wereboas are so sexy.” I’m not even poisonous, but they’d still rather cuddle with a wolf, with his big eyes and teeth. 

“Come on, Jeff. You’re gay. You should love this.” 

I stare at her. Did she really just say that? “Kim, do you have any idea how heteroist that sounds?” 

“I’m sorry. I just thought—” 

“No, you didn’t think at all. That’s the problem.” 

At least she has the good sense to blush and look apologetic. She’s usually not like that. And I’m not just making excuses for her. Really. I know she’s just kidding around—she thinks she’s funny. 

“I’m really sorry, Jeff. I didn’t mean it that way.” 

“I know you didn’t, but the next guy might not. Try to curb that, will you?” 

“Yeah, I know. My mouth has a mind of its own sometimes. I’m going to do returns. Besides, eggplant’s here.” She starts off, giving me a wink and sly grin. 

“I know. I saw him.” 

I watch her walk off with a stack of books. Out of the corner of my eye, I see him again. He’s facing the cookbooks, but his eyes are cut toward me. It looks like his eyebrows are knit together, like he’s confused. 

How could she think I didn’t notice him? I’m tall—six-two—but he’s even taller. He’s got to be six-six at least. And he’s everything I’m not. Wavy, black hair, pale-blue eyes, built like a brick wall. I bet he’s got muscles in places I don’t even have places. Dark hair peeks out of the V-neck of his tight, lightweight, navy-blue sweater. Not in a ’70s swinger way, though. On him, it looks rugged and masculine. And, damn. There’s the eggplant he’s got to be smuggling in those jeans. I would love to coil around that. 

Guys like that never go for guys like me. Hell, they hardly ever go for guys to begin with, let alone tall, rail-thin, monochromatic freaks like me. I’m copper. Head to toe. Straight, copper hair, copper skin, copper eyes that sit a little too far apart from my flat, copper nose. I look very much like the boa I become when I shift. 

I’m sure he’s heard our conversation. He was smirking earlier. I can sense the warmth of his body from here. Yes, it’s a snake thing. I can tell when someone’s hot; they’re just never hot for me. 

I watch him as he selects one of the Bobby Flay cookbooks to look at. Hey, if he’s into redheads, maybe I do stand a chance. A customer rips me from my musing. 

“Excuse me. Can you tell me where 
Twilight is?” 

Fucking really? You just passed a life-size cutout of Edward brooding and Bella sulking, to ask me where 
Twilight is? 

“Just behind you, to the right,” I reply through my pasted-on smile. 

“Thanks! Isn’t Edward dreamy?” 

Eggplant laughs out loud at that one. 

“Well, he’s certainly a fan favorite.” Some days I really hate working in a bookstore, especially the customer-service counter. 

13 comments:

BlueSmokey said...

Hmmm, I know it's not real original but still I don't think I have seen it, guinea pig. Yeah, I know everyone is thinking a cute little twink but since my daughter got one I know that there are very different types of guinea pigs. Could be a real alpha guinea pig, just amazes someone when they find out..."That big, guy...you're kidding right!?!"

Tj
richards851@sbcglobal.net

Delta said...

I just left a comment on the GR MM romance post about this. I collect elephants, its from my sorority days. Anyway, elephants are strong, intelligent and beautiful. Why shouldn't they have their own shifter story? There might be some geography challenges/restrictions, but it could work. They could be involved in stopping the illegal killing of elephants for their ivory tusks.

What's more alpha than a big elephant? Lol. I'm Monica on GR. Good luck on the book launch.

Thanks,

~ Monica

johnsonmlisa@gmail.com

Summer said...

I'm posting this for Anke...

I love moose, yes, really! They always look like smiling and it's everyones guess, about what :) So, how about a moose-shifter!

Sunflowery said...

Due to a conversation with my husband the other day, I would love to see a story about rabbit shifters. I had commented to him about how shifter stories were usually based around predator animals with a very few exceptions and used a bunny as an example of an annoying animal to be. His comment back? "Well, that depends on the kind of story wouldn't it? After all, we do call it 'f***ing like bunnies' don't we?"

-Mandy Beyers

beyerlein @ sbcglobal . net

Beatrice said...

I'd love to see kestrels as shifters. I'm not sure if they're commonly known here, mostly because I've never really talked about kestrels with anyone. But yes, I'd want to read a book about them. I think they're really pretty birds. They're in the falcon genus, but they're a bit smaller (I think) and they look absolutely adorable!

Beatrice
beatrice.g.tan [at] gmail [dot] com

diannakay said...

An otter would be fun - they are such sleek, amusing creatures with a lot of personality!

diannakay

diannakay@gmail.com

SueM said...

Hi Summer, being an Aussie girl, I will have to go with an Aussie animal... So I'm going with the Tasmanian Tiger... A were-Tassie-tiger would explain all those mysterious sightings that have never been proven to be real!

susan(dot)main(at)yahoo(dot)com(dot)au

Pommawolf Emeraldwolfeyes said...

I just discovered these books, and I wish I had sooner. I love all things animals and have been a wolf activist for more years than I can remember here in Alaska and in the Northwest of the United States...literally everywhere as they are the best in the social animal world. Humans would serve to learn from the animal world and we would be better humans...*S*
I would love to see a were moose, or were grizzly as they are my DH most favorite animals...*S*
Thanks for the giveaway!

Darcy

pommawolf @hotmail.com

Amanda said...

Were-panda. I really like the red panda (they're so cute!), but I think a were Giant Panda would probably work better.

~Amanda
ryn.barker@gmail.com

Kathleen Hayes said...

Ok I will admit to googling random animals in order to find something cool but it totally worked. I think there should be a story about a pangolin. It is a scaled anteater and it totally awesome looking: http://uglorable.com/media/2008/0100p.jpg

So, count me in. kathleen985@yahoo.com

Delta said...

I was responding to another member asking for a story about penguins because they were so cute in the movie Happy Feet when it dawned on me how many animals are known to engage in same sex courtships and mating. I thought I'd list some of them here as well.

Any of these animals could potential be MC's in a were-shifter story. Some that come to mind are: dolphins, giraffes, bison, black swans, mallards, monkeys, sheep, polecats, Japanese macaque (snow monkey), spotted hyena, lizards, vultures and pigeons to name a few. There are many others, so there's plenty shifter stories for Xara to write! Yeah!

Monica
johnsonmlisa@gmail.com

Cayce said...

I would like to see a lazy capybara were-guy. They are just so cute and fluffy :)

cayce006 at yahoo.com

Summer said...

All right we have the winners!!

Mandy Beyers, Randomizer picked you for the overall winner! Congrats! You will 24 hours to respond, or someone else will be chosen.

TJ, Amanda, and Anke are the swag winners!! Congrats and thanks to all that entered! Go buy Snakeskin Boots now!

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